This was originally posted on my LIVEJOURNAL account on 10/31/06. In an effort to move all my writings to one place, HERE IT IS! KISSEDBYAGNOME
Happy Halloween Everyone!
I've whipped up some virtual Halloween fun for everyone...
First up, some hauntingly punny ghost jokes;)
What do ghosts do when they start up a computer?
Boo-t up!
What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
Why did the ghost take his family on an elevator ride every day?
To raise their spirits!
What's the most famous ghost website?
Ya-boo!
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-boo!
What kind of music do ghosts like best?
Rhythm and Boos!
Why are ghosts like newspaper?
Because they appear in sheets!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!
What did that boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
Next up are the links. 2 of the links no longer work, but THIS ONE DOES:
Are you feeling brave? Then why Don't you visit the Death Clock...Wanna know when you are scheduled to die? Go here!
